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> I TOLD YOU TO PROWL THE BARS

With Mathias gone and pub recs under his belt, Soma decided to wait for Simon to return, just so he could get some company. He was not desperate enough to drink alone for the sake of drinking, and knowing his luck around the town, there was a good chance the places could be empty.

Simon came back quickly. He would not let the opportunity slide again.

Simon Belmont (22)

SOMA: Excuse me- Hi! Found you on the internet. Name's Soma.
SIMON: Well, I guess you already know who I am. But tell me: which site?

What...?

Sure, Simon's clothes were quite revealing, but Soma learned not to judge by appearances. However, part of his mind insisted on imagining Simon in sex work, perhaps on porn. Maybe it was the boots. Or the muscles. Or the red hair, even if Mina's was also red and his fantasies with her were more on the romantic side.

No matter what he had, it was impossible to not think sexy thoughts about him.

SOMA: Online dating? Local?
SIMON: Ah, right. Didn't check the messages, though.
SOMA: I didn't send- Look, I'm new here, was going to a bar, and then I met ya.
SIMON: Man, I know that story. You want company. You're lucky, I'm free tonight! Get me a drink and I'll pay you with interest. Cutie.

His thoughts on the sex industry were a bit too much, but he was right about Simon's... attitude. He did not know if he was down for casual sex, but spending his first night on a bar with a dude like Simon wasn't something to be declined.

SOMA: Haha... thanks! You're way hotter than me hahaha oh my God. I guess we can get going? On one of the pubs?
SIMON: The best.

SIMON: So, what you brought here?
SOMA: I ended up with extra money and chose to get my own place before college.
SIMON: You're the scholar type, huh? Fancy.
SOMA: Nah, not so much. I have a frien-

OK, it was not like Soma really disliked Arikado. He disliked how he lorded about him and tend to throw him to the wolves when serious stuff happened. But it was not like he was a bad person, even if that was VERY SHITTY of him. And he gave no reason for Arikado to treat him like a baby with a gun. Except for that Dracula thing, but after the second time, he told him his problems would be gone for good.

... yeah. Dude was not an enemy, but was an asshole.

SOMA: -I mean, there's a dude I know that takes care of my money.
SIMON: Weird. You don't look like the prodigal type.
SOMA: I'm not. Dude's a control freak.
SIMON: Break up with that fucker.
SOMA: No, you got it wrong. Not my boyfriend. Government dude.

Simon looked at the window for a moment.

SIMON: What's the name of the guy.
SOMA: Arikado. Genya Arikado.
SIMON: HAHAHAHAHAHA YES, that guy is a tough one to crack. I've heard some stories about his ward coming. That's it. That man is a huge freak in bed, awesome lay, really.

SOMA: Another empty place...
SIMON: Monday night, what did you expect?
SOMA: That we wouldn't be the only ones except for the bartender?

Talking about the bartender, that girl has...

HORNS AND WINGS?

SOMA: One question. Is Monday night cosplay night? I mean, the girl.
SIMON: Ah, man, forget about that. This Succy is fine, let her work!

Succy? Simon was in good terms with ACTUAL SUCCUBI?

SOMA: I've heard they're dangerous...

He couldn't tell everyone about his castle raiding expeditions. Of course, it was clear that Simon knew about occult beings, but the question was if he was telling him the truth or he was bringing her fresh meat named Soma Cruz.

SIMON: This one offers no harm. Believe me; that's the word of a Belmont.

Belmont...? Well, Soma was safe, but wasn't Julius the last of his kind?

SOMA: ... do you know a guy named Julius? I think you share last names.
SIMON: Of course! Cool guy, suffered a lot. We're related.
SOMA: He told me he was the last one... Simon, are you still in training or something like that?

Whatever cover Soma had, it was broken. For the best, really, since if that Simon was a fake Belmont or just a general asshole, he made it clear there would be someone protecting him.

SIMON: He told you the truth. This place is funny. Long story that I can't explain well. So, drinks?
SOMA: Which one?
SIMON: Your choice.

A margarita was less sweet than Soma expected, despite how the Succubus reassured him it was a cocktail with a girly reputation. The taste of alcohol was still there, and stronger then the beer. Fuck, he should have ordered another beer for him, not just for Simon, and not make an ass of himself in his first night out.

SOMA: Are you enjoying it?
SIMON: Sorta? It's just beer, average stuff. Good for the heat. And man, I don't know how you can keep wearing this coat in such a hot night.
SOMA: To carry my stuff? This isn't my winter coat with the fluffy collar and shit. And I'm not wearing my turtleneck.
SIMON: You should carry less stuff. It's not like you would be fighting for your life here, you know. I'm sweating just by looking at you.
SOMA: Oh, so you think I'm very hot, huh?

That "cutie" just before they took the taxi definitely wasn't forgotten.

SIMON: Keeping it real? You have a cute face. Your body probably is fine, too, despite how much you cover it. I have nothing against skinny guys, and if you are skinny, it does fit well with your curious, nosy, personality. And it's something new after stuffy vampires who dress for a ball every day and... guys like me who train for the hunt.
SOMA: Well, uh, thanks. You... well, you are impressive. Never saw a man that was so... confident about his body. And... uh... secure enough to tell another guy looks good.
SIMON: People often tell me that. So...

SIMON: ... I still want to pay you back on the bathroom. If you don't want to, it's fine, no hard feelings. We can do it later, whenever and whatever you want. I'm game. What do you think, Soma?

YEAH, WHAT DO YOU THINK, SOMA?

> Sure, let's do it! (SPICY)
>> Simon Belmont (Acquaintance, +30.9) (Attractive)

> Erm, I'm a bit tired, it's late, we can talk later...
> Other (specify)

QUEUED:

> Go to bed, Soma
> VLAD
> Clone Drone

COMMENTS CLOSED!

(and sorry for the incomplete posting, I didn't have much free time those last days)